xander-theintrovert:

embracingwild:

fyi there is no such thing as “getting back on track” after the holidays because you were never “off track” you were simply living life because you are a human being and you deserve that

Some folks never comprehend this.

(via reality-is-a-fantasy)

despazito:

hungwy:

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

(via mintchamomiletea)

nonbinary-entomologist:

crabfag:

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I’m not goblin myself but this feels like peak goblin to me…think of all the things you can fit in this baby…think of the ease of gathering…the power…

Oh no. OH NO. I need this for insect vials. I have a clip on tool pouch that I clip to my belt loops with a carabiner clip. I also would clip my waterbattle to my belt loops with a carabiner clip. 

Ain’t nothing wrong with chubby stomachs.

pinkcookiedimples:

theblvckcool:

Before the noses…“fell off”

Black as HELL

(via dorkydanii)